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once upon a time, i was a blogger.
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now i'm a faker. but it's not for lack of want, but for lack of anything to say. and for lack of motivation.

in any case, hi. look. here i am. thanksgiving weekend went well. nablopomo didn't happen. but i did it last year and the year before that and the year before that, so... i guess i fail in 2010. whatevs.

you know what's not failing? my fake 10k training! i'm up to 2.5 miles. clearly the best part about any sort of exercise is the "buying gear" part. so i went to sports basement and spent money and "bought gear" and was like "it's for my health!" so that made it better.

i bought fancy little cold-weather running clothes. these tight black pants with a little zippered pocket at the butt for my key. and gloves. and this other shirt thing. i'm basically these guys. but what i sound like is this guy. (why is that a ringtone? why was that the first thing that came up when i googled "old man coughing"? why do i sound like an old man coughing?) anyway, i sound like an old man coughing. i snort and cough and go "chhhhhhhhuuuuuaaaaaughhh." it's so gross, i hope none of you has to ever go running with me.

this weekend i go up to 3 miles. i'm so nervous.

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Yay for training! And gear! I hope your pants stay up.

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